Honestly Charles’ Morals Are The Least Sexy Thing About Him He Could Be Controlling Politicians Into

No bc you know something's wrong when EVEN this mf would be a better Captain America than John Walker

Y'ALL KNOW I'M RIGHT

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

please- how does he keep ending up like this 😭

https://twitter.com/jijijibli/status/1391829463630024704?s=19

HEY YALL

Can you rb this post if you think @angrynerdcat deserves to live?

Please, im trying to help show them that they deserve to live and be happy.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Drabbles Masterlist

Since I really enjoy writing these short drabbles, starting with some prompts I collected, I wanted to collect them in a masterlist. Because my mood changes from day to day, so do the muses and thus they vary from happy to sad, dark to smutty and everything else. Below you’ll find the first line of each prompt, which is kinda of the summary, and they are also the link.

Loki Drabbles

“you look like you could use either a hug or a mercy killing”

“You’re not stupid. Just uneducated”

The stains were impossible to hide and hard to explain (little NSFW)

“I went to a karate class once when I was a child, so don’t think I couldn’t take you down” (little NSFW)

She was a warrior and he was a dreamer. She was the brain and the brawn and he was the heart.

“Aren’t you supposed to be in prison?” “No man is supposed to be in prison.”  (little NSFW)

“I really want to fight someone right now,”

The night sky lit up for a second and what followed sounded a lot like the end of the world.

They always say ’the devil made me do it’. But this wasn’t him.

“So from the bottom of my cold, dead heart, screw you.” (NSFW)

“I’ve been the family disappointment for years! You can’t just suddenly show up at dinner and steal my rightful title!”

They were not supposed to be alive - but here they were, living and breathing.

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”, “It ripped out my wings, so yes, it did hurt.”

“Stop being so mean or I swear to God I’ll kiss you.”

“Don’t look at me, this is not my fault.” (NSFW and dub-con)

“We were never meant to last, yet you still tried. Why?”

“having the same enemy doesn’t make us friends.”

“Last night I tried to imagine myself without you. The thing is, I could and I felt so much better,” (warning for implied suicide and self-harm)

Practice makes perfect they say. And she was quite the master (nsfw)

“You’re not taking me to bed. Ever.” “Who said it had to be on the bed?” (nsfw and non-con)

Loki curled himself up into a ball…

“You’re a disappointment.”

When people think about angels, they think about golden locks, white wings and…

“What are you writing?” (nsfw)

“What are you writing?” part 2 (nsfw)

It was a daydream and a nightmare, depending on who you ask.

“I like my coffee as black and bitter as my soul.”, “So, pink and sparkly then?” (little nsfw)

“Hold that tongue of yours!” (little nsfw)

“Close your eyes.”, “I swear, if you do something nasty I’m out of here.“

“You’re not good enough for me, face it.”

From the shadows two green eyes were watching her with genuine interest.

“Go away.”

Stranger

The Act

Shirtless (little nsfw)

“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”

Lay down your weapons

“What are you doing?”(NSFW)

“Always a disappointment.”

“What are you doing? Stop!” (NSFW and non-con)

She smiled knowingly

If you had have kept your mouth shut, then she would still be here!

“No-one tells me what to do unless we’re in bed.” (NSFW)

“Are you just going to stand there and think about all the naughty things you want to do to me.” (NSFW)

Short Sentence Loki Muses - One, Two, Three

“I am here now.”

Sticks and Stones 

The drug coursing through his veins made Loki feel fuzzy… (NSFW, Dub-con, drugs)

It was a hot and humid summer night…

Mistletoe (NSFW)

Clint Drabbles

Nothing time can’t kill.

His voice brought back memories of dark rooms and broken bones. (Whump, mention of blood, no gore though)

With a scream tethering on his lips, Clint’s eyes flew wide open…

Bucky Drabbles

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

Mistletoe (NSFW)