If I Had A Nickel For Every Big Name Harry Potter Fanfic Writer Who Started Their Own Cult, I’d Have

A little question I thought I’d clear up.

SFW PROMT LIST

please specify readers gender when requesting or it’ll be GN <33

i can do the same prompt twice with a different character :)

1. “sure the fireworks are cool, but the sight in front of me is much better.”

2. “well, i heard you singing this song when i walked past your room one day, and everyday since it’s been my favourite song.”

3. “you’re scared of the dark?”

4. “i can’t always think of comebacks.”

5. “when are you going to quit the pick-up lines and ask me on a date?”

6. “who said a bus ride can’t be romantic?”

7. “yoga?”

8. “you left your book in the library so here.”

9. “i’ve been watching you for a while. not in a creepy way or anything i just really like you-“ peter maximoff

10. put together on a project

11. “you’re the most annoying person i’ve ever met in my life.”

12. fake dating/turns to confession and or falling for each other

13. “i hate you so much i think i’m in love with you.”

14. “stuck in this airport too, huh?”

15. “i don’t like heights that much.”

16. reader takes peter to their hometown (please specify what country/town/state/etc you’re in if you want to request this)

17. “i think the train is stuck.”

18. “can i copy your notes?”

19. “is this seat free?”

20. “my pet ran away, can you help me find it?” (if you want it to be the readers pet, please specify what pet you have/want it to be)

21. “come back to bed” peter maximoff

request something here!

i’ll add to these later on <3

“Death is a rare mercy” Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places

HEY YALL

Can you rb this post if you think @angrynerdcat deserves to live?

Please, im trying to help show them that they deserve to live and be happy.

Rush Hour bloopers.

today’s gender of the day is unfortunate time loop accidents

Trading places; Mexico and Greenland swap place in the Mercator Projection.

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABT LOKI IN MS. MARVEL COMICS??

EXCUSE ME?? WHERE ARE MCU LOKI STANS AT??

“im about to become your new best friend” IM ABOUT TO COUGH UP A LUNG, YOU’VE KNOWN THIS GUY FOR A LITERAL MINUTE LOKI

oh my god

i’m sorry but my brain is trying to process this loki and connect it to mcu loki i need a brain reboot