Why Did Twitter Have To Do Me Like This

I love men who are copy and paste of their fathers

Mika fucking hates me he won’t come to me no matter how many times I pull

Fuck it I’m becoming a mayoi fan he’s the only character I can get in Gacha

I think it’s basically a rule at this point that if you draw a character with a binder it has to be the miku binder

The alien stage socmed and actor AUs keep me going

I haven’t interacted with alnst stuff in a while but I’m back cause all the new content is keeping me entertained

When you’re trying to find content of your favourite character but they have a common name/have the same name as another popular character

I’m looking at you chiaki nanami let me see my boy

There’s a shit ton of tsukasas but all I want is the world future star

I want my heterochromia boy with a hair colour people are still confused about but what do I get? Genshin’s version of Len and a vampire

How the fuck does tenma hair work

Like it’s obvious it’s natural since they’ve had it since they were kids (and no parents out of their right mind would dye it that young) but how do you get a natural gradient

Does it grow blonde and change colour as time pasts?

Does it grow in colour and then grow in blonde? Would that mean the tenmas were pink haired babies at some point? What about when they cut their hair how does it come back

Or does it just alternate between colour and blonde as it grows? Would there be a point in time where one of the tenmas had colour at the top and blonde at the bottom?

I mean in this tsukasa card his hair goes from blonde to colour to blonde again

Or maybe I’m just an idiot who knows nothing about how real hair works and is also thinking way too much about fictional characters

You could probably use doppo’s ass for your maths homework

Straight line? Doppo

180 degrees? Doppo

Need help remembering the difference between concave and convex? Just know that convex is the opposite of Doppo’s ass

Need help remembering which one is the y axis on a Cartesian plane? Vertical and straight just like his ass

Want practice for area? Measure out his ass

Data? Ask some of your friends if they have an ass as flat as his and put their answers in a graph

“This should have gone to niigo”

“Niigo should have had tuyu!”

“Rabuka should be a niigo song”

Kindly shut up

Not all edgy songs needs to be a niigo song

Yes most sad songs go to niigo but what’s more impactful? a normally happy group finally showing other feelings or the sad group doing another sad song

I know niigo’s songs are still impactful but it’s predictable

They’re good but I want something different sometimes

“Their voices don’t fit!”

Okay sure I have my doubts about wxs rabuka too but I’m not a bitch about it

I’m willing to listen to it and even if it sounds wrong I’m just glad they’re willing to experiment instead of sticking to the same sound

If niigo had a happy song would you be saying the same things?

I love niigo but sometimes I’m tired of other people’s shit

I’m so funny

If you have no idea what I’m talking about

Mayoi and the tuna sandwich