Takato Yamamoto

Oh my damn

Twix Cake

I HAD MANY ALIEN ABDUCTION EXPERIENCES AS A CHILD. I WOULD WAKE UP, FROZEN WITH FEAR, UNABLE TO TALK OR MOVE BUT STRICKEN WITH AN ANIMALISTIC PANIC. THERE WOULD BE THINGS WATCHING ME FROM JUST OUTSIDE OF MY VISION, PROJECTING INTO MY MIND. WHEN THEY HAD GOTTEN ME THAT FAR, THEY WOULD BEGIN TO LEVITATE ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. LATER - I SAW A TRIANGULAR UFO BY THE BAY BRIDGE, IT WAS ENORMOUS & JUST FLOATING THERE. LATER - I SAW A SERIES OF FLASHING LIGHTS OVER THE SAN FRANCISCO HILLS HIGH IN THE CLOUDS THAT LASTED FOR OVER AN HOUR. THEY WERE COMMUNICATING. UFOS ARE REAL.

The Easter Island’s Secret

This is the best!!!

They want to take over this world

Alien ovipositor dildos are a thing, though I’m not sure why (NSFW)

I’ve been on the internet a long time. I’ve seen a whole lot of things I thought I’d never see, I’ve see things I can never un-see, yet the internet still manages to surprise me. Like these alien ovipositor dildos. They’re like normal dildos, except they’re shaped like alien penises. Only they’ve got a hole on both ends, so you or a friend can slide a gelatin egg up through the dildo and into someone’s orifice, where the jelly egg will either melt if you give it long enough, or you can queef/crap it back out again. If you read the interview with the inventor, he’s not entirely sure why this exists either, only that people started requesting them, he made them, people give him money for them.

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Tom Jilesen

Tomb of René de Châlons

Watching my little brother try and mack on a girl my age is both beautiful and painful at the see time