So I Bought Some Dvds Today.....

This is the best!!!

Tutti Frutti: Food Art by Sarah Illenberger 

Berlin-based multidisciplinary artist and photographer Sarah Illenberger transforms fruits and vegetables into common objects in her personal “Tutti Frutti” series.

“This portfolio of images began on a food market stroll in Tuscany, Italy. From the Melon-choly to Pome-grenade, almost every fruit or vegetable was given a new meaning.”source: thegrid

They want to take over this world

Alien ovipositor dildos are a thing, though I’m not sure why (NSFW)

I’ve been on the internet a long time. I’ve seen a whole lot of things I thought I’d never see, I’ve see things I can never un-see, yet the internet still manages to surprise me. Like these alien ovipositor dildos. They’re like normal dildos, except they’re shaped like alien penises. Only they’ve got a hole on both ends, so you or a friend can slide a gelatin egg up through the dildo and into someone’s orifice, where the jelly egg will either melt if you give it long enough, or you can queef/crap it back out again. If you read the interview with the inventor, he’s not entirely sure why this exists either, only that people started requesting them, he made them, people give him money for them.

Read the story here

Wow that's pretty!!

Amazing Culinary Creations by Olga Noskova

On her Instagram account, the Russian confectioner Olga Noskova reveals some beautiful culinary creations with perfect shapes, complemented by impeccable glazes, which give these cakes and pastries an amazing colored mirror finish.  

You need the art in order to love the life. We guarantee you that!

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Totoro Pull-Apart Buns

Watching my little brother try and mack on a girl my age is both beautiful and painful at the see time

Impressive Surreal Photography  by  Martín De Pasquale

 on Behance

A sample of the amazing images created by Martín De Pasquale, digital retouching genius based in Buenos Aires, Argentina. 

Source:boingboing

Today's been a good day. Roommate has been at work all day which means I've been naked all day!!