Lol My Whole Family Is Drunk And High At Ihop. It’s Been A Great And Wacky Night

Tom Jilesen

Anybody else every get drunk and feel like they are rambling while everyone else wish you would just like shut the fuck up?

Mmmm I wanna roll in it.

Boob

Forget fossil fuels, forget nuclear, hell you can forget wind and solar. The cities and homes of the future will be powered by one of humanities most abundant and environmentally clean resources - mans desire to see boobs. Just strap a turbine onto that machine and we are ready to roll.

I found two full racing suits at work today with helmets. My roommate and I have been walking around in them for the last 6 hours. I feel like I could take apart a plane atm.

Jean “Moebius” Giraud

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Deviantart deviantfart.

I've been banished to what is prerry much a deserted island at my job. I'm working at a branch all by myself. I see people for about fifteen mintues out of my ten hour day and I have to fill most of my time playing my 3ds...... I'd call myself pretty successful.