This Is The Last Week I'm Going To Be Working At My Current Job ,and I Think This Will Also Be Last Week

On 20 April, 2008, Brazilian Catholic Priest, Adelir Antônio de Carli, attempted to set a new world record for flying the longest attached to a cluster of balloons. Using 1000 balloons, Carli was said to reach altitudes as high as 6000 metres. At some point during this voyage, Carli disappeared. Balloons from his contraption were later discovered floating in the sea. He had equipped himself with a parachute, five days worth of food and water, a GPS device, and a phone. On 4 July, 2008, Carli’s waist and legs were discovered floating in the sea. The rest of his body was never found.

What's the best thing to do after a 12 hour shift? Have a shower beer. If you haven't had the pleasure the allow me to give you step by step instructions. 1. Get beer 2. Find shower 3.Get naked 4. Open beer 5. Turn on water 6. Get in shower 7. Drink beer 8. Relax Embrace the shower beer it will change your life!!!!

This guy isn't Lion about how good Denny's Dinners are

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I've been banished to what is prerry much a deserted island at my job. I'm working at a branch all by myself. I see people for about fifteen mintues out of my ten hour day and I have to fill most of my time playing my 3ds...... I'd call myself pretty successful.

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Im a a show for the first time in a million years. Feels good

What does human flesh taste like? - Of course the age, the body part being eaten, and the cooking method shall affect the taste of the meat. Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal who killed and ate a willing man that he discovered online, reported that human flesh tastes like pork “but a little bit more bitter, stronger. It tastes quite good.” Issei Sagawa, a Japanese cannibal who killed and ate a female classmate that he had a crush on, described human flesh as “odorless” and not “gamey.” Arthur Shawcross, a serial killer who targeted prostitutes in Rochester, New York, claims that cooked human flesh tastes like a “nice roast pork.” Omaima Nelson, an Egyptian model who bludgeoned her husband to death before skinning, castrating, and eating his ribs, described eating them as “so sweet, it’s so delicious… I like mine tender.”

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Aliens are out there.......

Sascha Schneider - (Friede auf Erden) Peace on Earth (1904)

It's always fun eating at a Japanese grill , but it takes forever before everything is done!!!