Of Course She Had To Hold Him Down Or He'll Freaking Orbit The Planet.

(insp.)

all downhill from here [tmnt 2012, apritello]

I haven’t written Apritello in a while and then it was recently @bigassmagnet‘s birthday and the two combined and this fic has no chill sorry

After Donnie and April finally get together (a long, drawn-out, dragged-out thing that takes, not including the five years Donnie pined over her from not-so-afar, four months and eight days, and involved a Kraang raider-team stealth-invading the city and the turtles trying to root them out, culminating in the Kraang attacking the zoo, Mikey getting food poisoning by daring Casey to eat turtle pellets (also from the zoo), Raph being adopted by a mutated Victoria-Crowned Pigeon, and the aforementioned Kraang sending a signal through the NYC wifi network that, when reversed, somehow through the power of alien science boosted April’s powers from vague empathy to just straight-up temporary omniscience.

(“Oh,” April said, seeing all of Donnie’s heart for the first time. 

“Yeah,” Donnie said, scratching his head awkwardly, at which point Mikey was thrown at them, knocked Donnie off the clock tower, and the moment was gone.)) it takes four weeks and two days for it to really sink in.

Donnie is dating April.

Donnie. Is dating. April.

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4 happy brothers ! 

i still think the best thing about lizzie/darcy is how almost nobody knew it was happening like it was SCANDALOUS and charged and they constantly oscillated between wanting to jump each other or jump each other’s bones and everyone was too busy watching the vanilla trainwreck of bingley/jane and the victorian equivalent of a nuclear bomb that was lydia and wickham to realize that a whole THING was going on right in front of their respective perfectly boiled vegetables

HE’S SO REAL (yes I paid him to say a meme joke)

omygosh THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 💕 this means a lot 💝

Happy Sunday!! 🌹

Beautiful fan art shared by shyenmari on Instagram ✨

An easy and completely accurate guide to the characters of Pride and Prejudice

Thanks to @freyreh for recommending this. It’s official… I will always love Donnie, no matter the incarnation. He’s adorable. But seriously. This. Is. Bad. Ass.

Leo, about Donnie: Oh, yeah he’s my brother. My twin brother, from the same sewer. Thank you so much for hiring Donatello. It means so much to me. Even though, honestly, he’s 🎶The wo-o-orst.🎶 He is the worst person in the world. Huge skank. Terrible. But thank you. It means a lot.