Don’t Pretend Like You Haven’t Done This.

Don’t Pretend Like You Haven’t Done This.
Don’t Pretend Like You Haven’t Done This.
Don’t Pretend Like You Haven’t Done This.
Don’t Pretend Like You Haven’t Done This.
Don’t Pretend Like You Haven’t Done This.
Don’t Pretend Like You Haven’t Done This.

Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this.

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5 years ago

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

5 years ago
30yo Shirakumo ☁️

30yo Shirakumo ☁️

5 years ago

Maui is not obese

Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?

Maui Is Not Obese

That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this

Maui Is Not Obese

as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?

Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.

This… 

Maui Is Not Obese

is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito. 

You know who else is strong?

Maui Is Not Obese

These guys…

And Maui…

Maui Is Not Obese

Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.

And this guy…

Maui Is Not Obese
Maui Is Not Obese

That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.

There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE. but this is the part i want to show you.

Maui Is Not Obese

Now… look at Maui again.

Maui Is Not Obese
Maui Is Not Obese
Maui Is Not Obese

That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.

It’s just big and not ‘defined’.

And people aren’t used to that.

(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)

5 years ago

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

5 years ago

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

5 years ago

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

1 year ago

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

5 years ago

I went on tik tok to find funny videos for a quick laugh, but after only one hour, my for you page is filled with hot/cute lesbians and I'm lonely

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