Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
Daisy Dukes baybaaay
✨⭐️Miku !💫🌟
Are you sure?
‘‘ Australian bushfires - friendly dehydrated koala comes for a drink ‘‘
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Idk about the rest of the wlw, but I am like a wee rat, I hide in the shadows and only come out when someone offers food and kisses 🐁
Reblog if you’re a wlw because I CANT SEEM TO FIND ANY OF YALL IN REAL LIFE AND IM SINGLE.
IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.
*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..
Just a though…
I dont use this blog, go to old-soil-king for my rancid garbage
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