In Which Outlandish Way Does This Make Me Horny(-ish¿?)

Friendly reminder that while you’re out there enjoying your precious $12 organic cappuccino there are literally people without heads or whatever

* Should go back to bed *

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PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

A scientist actually wrote this. 

“i want something casual” cool well i want someone who will burn cities and start wars just to see my true smile

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A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.

Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

saying, “make me”, in hopes that you’ll grip my throat and whisper in my ear all the ways you’ll punish me later