Oldpersonondanetytho - Luftkissenmixer

Talking back just to end up pressed against the wall with a hand around my neck and a thigh between my legs. Starting him down only divert my attention as he pushes his thigh against me. "Grind, whore." Doing as he says, knowing I'm already going to be punished for mounting off.

A scientist actually wrote this. 

you should never have opened me. you will never finish eating me in time. im goinh to go stale within the week because of your hubris

A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.

Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

What a year this week has been.

by blueming_soo

Mildly deranging coitus with my wildly gut-rearranging husbandibus

sinister sex with my unsettling wife