Latest Posts by oldpersonondanetytho - Page 3

Manfred Rütten

Mildly deranging coitus with my wildly gut-rearranging husbandibus

sinister sex with my unsettling wife

Finally finished teaching oranghutans agriculture. Now I'm off to teach dolphins how to war.

my baba sent me this on whatsapp

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

だっしゅつ！

げんかんにトツゲキ！

I'm going to escape! Let's advance to the entrance!

A scientist actually wrote this. 

is that………..what i think it is

brb thinking about the immortality of the crab

Friendly reminder that while you’re out there enjoying your precious $12 organic cappuccino there are literally people without heads or whatever

“i want something casual” cool well i want someone who will burn cities and start wars just to see my true smile

middle school girls didn’t obsess over Legolas and Aragorn in 2001 just so that amazon could give all the boy elves super short hair in 2022

Happy hobbit day! ♥

I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.

-5

Good boys do as they’re told

Good boys get on their knees when asked to

Good boys give head when told to

Good boys don’t cum unless they’re told to

Good boys make such pretty moans

Good boys obey every command

Good boys whimper pathetically

rub her clit and tell her to hold fucking still

In the mood to get absolutely ruined, but like… romantically

fall in love with somebody who will never let you go to sleep wondering if you still matter

Touch her in public and tell her to be quiet

do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes

what the hell is wrong with you (said flirtatiously)