Olivervander-blog - Mattock

I’m a teacher and I wish I was allowed to teach this kind of stuff. It’s actually useful.

I got to pet this cat. Today was a good day

My awakening as a teenager. This was before porn was accessible

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes, even though I post stupid bollocks when I’m drunk. This community is awesome

Quality, not quantity

#a woman can be both

“Mate”

I think the kink community should use more weird/silly honorifics for dominants. Master/Mistress, Sir etc. are all well and good, but why not have some fun with it?

Milord. Doctor. Your Grace. Your Holiness. Your Eminence. Chef. Chief. Admiral. Monsignor. Deacon. Coach. Cap'n. Quartermaster. Lieutenant. Consigliere. Padrone. Godfather. Capo. Alpha. Gaffer. Guv'nor. Governor. Mister/Madam President. Skipper. Tyrant. Supremo.

Just a thought.

Because the world needs a combination of sex toys and one of the best sitcoms of all time

You all have dirty minds on here