Olivervander-blog - Mattock

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Red wine > beer. Fight me.

Ever wanted to throw a leopard at someone?

Quality, not quantity

Women have hair. Deal with it. You return the favour.

I was tempted to post this on my fb but didn’t want to explain this to my family. Redditors know what r34 is.

“We’ve heard your opinion about how Holt is the best character in B99”

“Mate”

I think the kink community should use more weird/silly honorifics for dominants. Master/Mistress, Sir etc. are all well and good, but why not have some fun with it?

Milord. Doctor. Your Grace. Your Holiness. Your Eminence. Chef. Chief. Admiral. Monsignor. Deacon. Coach. Cap'n. Quartermaster. Lieutenant. Consigliere. Padrone. Godfather. Capo. Alpha. Gaffer. Guv'nor. Governor. Mister/Madam President. Skipper. Tyrant. Supremo.

Just a thought.