The Funniest Character Headcanons Are Feral, Homophobic And Tax Evader I Dont Accept Constructive Criticism

Jacob and his sibling moodboard - me aka Blonde Slytherins edition, request other parameters to me :) , Ill try to do a ravenclaw one soon

me writing something at 2am: omg this passage is PEAK comedy. no one could beat how funny this is

me reading it the next day: yo wtf is this

Slytherin cuddling with a Ravenclaw

Slytherin: *face pressed to Ravenclaw’s neck*

Slytherin: You know, you really have to trust someone to let them get this close to your throat.

Ravenclaw: … uuuuuhhhhhmmmmmm….

god made me gay so i could appreciate star trek better than any cishet ever could

I am so ashamed of myself omg 😂😂😂 can you believe I typed this after reading Oedipus BY SOPHOCLES

if you read antigone and sided with kreon at any point i DO hate you just so you know

girls don’t want a boyfriend, girls want to be able to info dump to you about their wip and for you to ask questions👍🏼😁

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

Ben Copper ghost wrote this

I wouldn’t use Engorgio on my dick, I’d use it on my self esteem

Someone really went out there and wrote the thing

A fake marriage between two best friends because they need money? SIGN ME UP.

I only read the first four chapters, so I don’t really know how the story will unfold, but I’m definitely buying the book. I can’t believe a book was written specially for me.

btw the book is called Marriage of Unconvenience by Chelsea M. Cameron.