I Got My Heart Broken And I Survived, I Failed 3 Courses In University And Graduated, I Got Rejected

Sentence Prompts

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Where are your pants?”

“I laugh because I hurt inside.”

“Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”

“You look like an open autopsy.”

“That’s french for ‘go away’.“

“You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”

“No, you silly goose, it’s magic!”

“Put me down!”

“How much did someone pay you to wear that?!”

“What did you just do?!”

“Stop filming me, moron!”

“It was all me, by the way.”

“Look at this, ACTION ROLL! They’ll never see it coming!”

“You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”

“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”

“I may have mildly panicked…”

“Ooo, that must’ve hurt!”

“I am very, very bad under pressure!”

“Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.””

“Now, not to be forward, but I love you.”

“I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”

“Hey, on the ground there it says you’re a gullible shit.”

“It’s do or die, most likely die.”

“No it’s ‘Protect and Serve’ not ‘Get Rekt and Swerve’.”

“You make me smile.”

“Liam Neeson would do it.”

“Jail can’t stop me.”

“It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?”

“I remain confused.”

“As the wise Scooby Doo said; “Ruh Roh”.”

“I don’t know about you guys, but I feel fabulous.”

“Can someone shoot him?”

“Well this isn’t at all like High School Musical.“ 

“Quick, blend in!”

“At the moment, it seemed like a good plan, obviously it was not.”

“Well obviously nothing is going on here!”

“Can I help you?”

“Don’t be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure.”

“Is your name Bob? You look like a Bob.”

“KILL ME! KILL ME IN THE EYES!”

“Well that was unsettling.”

“Don’t judge me, but I may have murdered someone.”

“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!”

“My budget is 5 dollars, what are your recommendations?”

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She carries her own little universe within herself, every single content paints her life story and reminds her that she’s a piece of it, the stars remind her of never giving up, of always seeing the good in bad and even when you’re at your worst you should just keep shining, the clouds remind her of how important it is to travel, to see the beauty of this world and to breathe a different air and to get lost in a foreign city, the hurricanes remind her of the past, of the fact that it may hurt, but accepting all that pain makes you stronger and wiser, everything can change in a minute and we have no control on anything, the sunsets and sunrises remind her of how beautiful it is to continue doing your thing, even when nobody notices you, because it doesn’t mean that you suck, at the end of the day, you should do things for yourself first, the rain reminds her of the fact that letting emotions out is always good to do, because in order to grow and to bloom you have to cry at first, the air reminds her of being kind to others, to always help them and show them that life is truly beautiful, you know you have lived when someone tells you “because of you, i never gave up.”

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hey! do you have any prompts or dialogue for a cute but weird-personality couple getting married? x

Hello :)

• They get matching tattoos that no one else understands the significance of except them.

• “Honey, I’m home!”

“Is something wrong?”

“No, why?”

“You’ve never said that to me in years of dating.”

“I wanted to say it before we get married.”

• They say “I love you” in a different language every time.

• It’s one of their birthdays. A is opening B’s present. A’s family are all sure A will hate it, but A actually really loves it.

• Midnight trips in PJ’s to various stores

• They have their own secret language/ code words.

• They have embarrassing names for each other in their phone… or embarrassing ring tones.

• Prank wars/ holiday decorating competitions/ water gun wars/ etc. that the neighbors look down on because they don’t think the couple are mature adults.

• “Hey, look what I got you.”

“A leaf?”

“It’s from the maple tree that we first kisssed under.”

“Awwww.”

• Proposed with a candy ring

• DIY wedding clothes

• Unique/ geeky wedding cake topper

• Weird wedding in general like while scuba diving or on horseback

• The planned honey moon is to an unexpected place like a road trip visiting the biggest things in the country (biggest ball or string, piece of chocolate, etc.)

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