I Love Body Horror Captain Marvel Cause Yeah, If He’s Been Dismembered Why Wouldn’t He Just Have

been having horrible coughs lately so I hereby think that if billy was sick and it carried over to captain marvel and he REALLY needed to cough but he can't because he's doing something important/doesn't want to bother anyone maybe. but the moment he's out of there he tumbles onto the nearest solid ground and lays on his side letting out the most gut-throat scrapping, tears jerking ass coughs ever and it wouldn't really hurt in his cm form but he still feels the pain so deep in bros heart. the gods pats him on the back and give them their condolences (which consist of "damn bro", "just get better", and "honey lemon is good for the throat .. you also need more medicine, and a—")

tawky tawny taking care of sick billy though ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ freddy and mary sitting next to billy whose bedridden and talking about whatever foes were causing issues because they were filling in for cm and honestly talking about everything and nothing at all☹️☹️☹️ it's. either billy goes through this sickness alone or theu ALL getting it. and you know what they're gonna pick heart emoji

but like. Theres also like a 53% chance that everyone will probably catch that magical ass disease. and if this caused captain marvel to sigh and whip up a hella good soup. oh welll

after rewatching shazam (2019) and watching shazam fury of the gods (2023), I'm pretty sure I'm parched for more billy batson content. everyone better spread out their billy batson fic collection and no batson shall get hurt.

in all seriousness I need billy batson x Percy Jackson, I need two of my interests to clash 🥀

do you think if billy were to babysit babies/watch over them for overworked parents, probably to get some money and they were to watch movies. do you think they would watch some sort of movie that was/is matilda the musical and like.

you know that part of the movie where theres a line called "my mommy says im a miracle!" what if billy would giggle at that line and call the babies hes babysitting a little miracle if the baby were to babble (like,, billy: "Yeah! That's you!! A little miracle :DD") as they both watch it on the tv. and like what if this becomes a habit. because 'a little miracle' is a kinda phrase that sticks to you

and this carries over to captain marvel. and when, for whatever reason, one of the jl or yj members ask what they are to captain marvel he's like

"a little miracle, why? :D"

and that the person whose asking is like. "oh!" because wow thats. wow they have never heard someone say that with such genuineness before. especially one they see as a sorta. father figure thing

and like. they mightve ended up tearing up a little tiny bit afterwards maybe

Happy Birthday, Chevreuse!

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Billy in a real tight spot and begging the Divine twitch chat for help

Divine Twitch Chat: sorry buddy but your the doomed by the narrative (Fs in chat)

Billy: DIDN’T SOME YOU GUYS CREATE THE BIG BANG OR SOMETHING?? JUST CHANGE THE NARRATIVE

Divine Twitch Chat: F

i can see it.

oh captain what has zeus done to you

A very powerful villain has attacked Earth. It took a very powerful spell.

Marvel: I have an idea how to defeat him with one spell. But I'll need time to cast it.

Superman: Do what you have to do. I'll buy us time.

Solomon: Billy, no.

Zeus: Billy, yes.

Marvel straightens up and starts dancing. Smooth movements of the pelvis and waist, and don't forget to play with breasts.

Marvel: Thunder, bring her through the wringer. Show her I'm the judgment call. The one who makes her kingdom fall.

Zeus: Oh yeah!

The others: I don't want to look at this disgrace.

Marvel: Lightning, wield her, use and yield her, show her what she can't conceal for true nature will be revealed!!

The mother of all lightning falls on the villain, instantly turning him to ash. Everyone looks at Marvel. Captain looked at everyone awkwardly, clasping his fingers and looking like a beaten puppy.

Heyyy...wait...wouldn't it be funny if Billy Batson meets Detective Conan and the Scientist Sherry??? Wouldnt it be funny if Batson just met other people who could do stuff like he does albeit just by changing their ages?

Except, Batson doesn't know that the adult Sherry and Conan is their real identity and not the kid identity while Conan and Sherry thinks Batson's real identity is Marvel and the kid version of him is just him wanting to hide his identity for rest time.

Even then, Sherry and Conan still treated Batson like he really was just a normal human kid cuz for some reason, they can't help it. Batson was too energetic unlike them.

Hi bb (excuse the account)

??? HELLO HI SWEETHEART

yucky old art but its silly so :3