Like It’s The Best Meal You Ever Had (secret, It Is)

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

Size difference where it barely fits but I keep forcing it in anyway

hold on a second babe, I’m jerking off to the selfie you sent me earlier

True? I have big hands….

girls see ur fingers and will immediately imagine what they would feel like inside of them btw

Photo Booth fun… me and who?

Me and you in a photo booth, but my dick is in your mouth?

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏