Masturbation Tip: Use Me Instead

When she tells you breakfast is on the kitchen counter

Not fucking her on her period? Perhaps you should grow up a lil bit my guy. Her cervix demands loving, even when bloody. How you want a goth or emo girl and not willing to fuck her on her period? Weakness my boy

Do you like it?

Moaning "You're my fucking girl. All fucking mine." while pumping you with multiple loads of cum.

I want to have disgusting hotel sex

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Need

What is your fave non-sexual naked activity?

Fresh sheets, freshly shaved everything, in my bed all stretched out like a starfish.