I Might Be Annoying On Tumblr But I'm Also Absolutely Insufferable In Real Life Too

let’s talk about “bloopers”

losing your hold while you’re on top, careening down on top of your partner in a fit of giggles

harnesses loosening at the one singular moment they shouldn’t

accidentally slipping out and just raw slamming your hips against each other a few times before you notice

body noises. queefing, joints popping, that one moan that kinda sounded weird? who cares, it’s a good time

forgetting where the edge of the bed is in the heat of the moment and almost or actually toppling over off of it

accidentally leaning on someone’s hair

pausing because your pet is clawing for dear life at the door and you can’t concentrate

having to stop because something feels kinda off and it’s more important to figure out what that is

laughter

connection and communication

sex isn’t perfect. sex isn’t porn. sex is a dance between people that care about each other and want to show that care in a specific way. it’s beautiful and messy and human, an extension of us as human.

"biiiig stretch baby" as my friend slips into your other hole

Country? Half way around the world

we would have fucked already if you didn’t live across the country

watching it go in & out together as a date >>>>

thinking about sucking on your tits to take your stress away

Make her wet in a public place.

If you miss me so bad then watch me jerk off while I moan & whimper for you