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Any time. Any place

Softly whispering “good morning baby” in your ear as it slips in from behind…

This!! 👆👆👆👆you have to be able to laugh during sex.

it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

What if we weren't just mutuals; what if we were nextdoor neighbors?

The kind the neighbours might call the authorities about

I need to be having extremely concerning sex right now

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