One-and-only-ms-juniper - Ms Juniper

Reddit made this hilarious post and y’all need to appreciate it:

“Honey, could you pick up some milk please?”

Mumbo: Turns your house into a machine that walks to the store.

Xisuma: Insists on buying organic soy milk and creating an awards ceremony with a parkour course for whoever got the lowest price.

Tango: asks 10 times if you were sure you wanted milk and not noob juice, and then refers to milk as "moob juice" for the rest of the month in protest.

Zedaph: brings you sheep milk.

Grian: Inducts you into the secret Cow Club.

Joe: Comes up with a song about cows while walking to the store, then forgets what he was looking for once he got there.

Cleo: Appears to do nothing for a week and then you'd come home to find a diorama of your entire family involved in the process of milking a cow of Cthulhu.

Scar: would build you an amazing and beautiful milk jug outside your house, or a cow bobblehead.

Impulse: makes "get milk from the store" a goal in his Naked And Scared Series, only for Skizzle to screw everything up last minute.

TFC: would ask what this newfangled "milk" thing is and then bring it to you next episode following advice from his comments section and several attempts to milk a llama.

Iskall: would bring you green iskallium milk… of doom.

Bumbo Cactoni: would dispense milk out of his hat … of doom.

Bdubs: brings the milk, but by the time he gets back all the cows will think their names are "stupid" (along with the birds, the dog, the chickens and the fencepost.)

Keralis: gets distracted by how breathtaking everything is then forgets about the milk 80 times. Upon returning home, milk is labelled as "Moolk".

Rendog: creates an entirely new identity of a dairy farmer "Rencow" complete with midwestern accent. Mounts 4 episode-long saga with voiceovers and plush camera work following his danger-filled quest to retrieve the sacred milk from Mount Bos.

Cub: realizes he’d be better off creating a business farming/selling/delivering milk. Creates factory that breeds, milks and bottles up the product into shulkers at the rate of 200 buckets per minute.

Falsesymmetry: brings you the milk, but along the way she paves the dirt road between your house and the store, installs several planters full of flowers and wires the whole road for streetlamps.

Python: keeps starting out towards the store, getting halfway, realizing he forgot something, coming home and starting over again.

Stressmonster: brings you the milk but goes on for hours about how gorgeous it is and how cute the cows were.

Doc: gets the milk but next time you owe him a favor.

Li’l Doccy: will only be able to get you a small jug of milk, but he tried his very hardest and we’re proud of him.

Jellie: drinks all the milk.

Ilmango: Invented the cow, the milk, the bucket, and you.

Wels: would make a medieval dairy farm, but xisuma would tear it down in the process of making a parkour course

Biffa: would bring back tea

My favourite samurai so far (I want him to draw more often).

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i think i need to just present this clip from docs stream without comment

environmental storytelling

Sheriff Billy - Ep.01

Becoming the sheriff in a new town may not be as easy as Billy Carson have thought. He will have to make his name, save citizens multiple times, solve his own problems and, undoubtedly, drink a lot of whisky.

It’s finally here! Check out MY webtoon.

Basically Xisuma’s 1.15 AFK fishing video

If you don't wanna miss out on another "Megamind" or "Atlantis", go and watch "Spies in Disguise". I feel like it has to be more acknowledged.

4kids hire me