One-and-only-ms-juniper - Ms Juniper

Reddit made this hilarious post and y’all need to appreciate it:

“Honey, could you pick up some milk please?”

Mumbo: Turns your house into a machine that walks to the store.

Xisuma: Insists on buying organic soy milk and creating an awards ceremony with a parkour course for whoever got the lowest price.

Tango: asks 10 times if you were sure you wanted milk and not noob juice, and then refers to milk as "moob juice" for the rest of the month in protest.

Zedaph: brings you sheep milk.

Grian: Inducts you into the secret Cow Club.

Joe: Comes up with a song about cows while walking to the store, then forgets what he was looking for once he got there.

Cleo: Appears to do nothing for a week and then you'd come home to find a diorama of your entire family involved in the process of milking a cow of Cthulhu.

Scar: would build you an amazing and beautiful milk jug outside your house, or a cow bobblehead.

Impulse: makes "get milk from the store" a goal in his Naked And Scared Series, only for Skizzle to screw everything up last minute.

TFC: would ask what this newfangled "milk" thing is and then bring it to you next episode following advice from his comments section and several attempts to milk a llama.

Iskall: would bring you green iskallium milk… of doom.

Bumbo Cactoni: would dispense milk out of his hat … of doom.

Bdubs: brings the milk, but by the time he gets back all the cows will think their names are "stupid" (along with the birds, the dog, the chickens and the fencepost.)

Keralis: gets distracted by how breathtaking everything is then forgets about the milk 80 times. Upon returning home, milk is labelled as "Moolk".

Rendog: creates an entirely new identity of a dairy farmer "Rencow" complete with midwestern accent. Mounts 4 episode-long saga with voiceovers and plush camera work following his danger-filled quest to retrieve the sacred milk from Mount Bos.

Cub: realizes he’d be better off creating a business farming/selling/delivering milk. Creates factory that breeds, milks and bottles up the product into shulkers at the rate of 200 buckets per minute.

Falsesymmetry: brings you the milk, but along the way she paves the dirt road between your house and the store, installs several planters full of flowers and wires the whole road for streetlamps.

Python: keeps starting out towards the store, getting halfway, realizing he forgot something, coming home and starting over again.

Stressmonster: brings you the milk but goes on for hours about how gorgeous it is and how cute the cows were.

Doc: gets the milk but next time you owe him a favor.

Li’l Doccy: will only be able to get you a small jug of milk, but he tried his very hardest and we’re proud of him.

Jellie: drinks all the milk.

Ilmango: Invented the cow, the milk, the bucket, and you.

Wels: would make a medieval dairy farm, but xisuma would tear it down in the process of making a parkour course

Biffa: would bring back tea

my qsmp dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "purgatory” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw badboyhalo at global

my buddy charlie slimecicle pacing: the fog is coming

he always look a bit angry

total solar eclipse

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it is dangerous to go alone take this

Ok, previously I’ve said that “I just hope he [Apoo] won’t do anything that will make me hate him”. Now the chapter 954 is here aaand...... I still absolutely love him, good job on saving your ass, Apoo. 

funniest funger 2 characters 11/10 game i haven’t thought abt anything else

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