Me in 3 days if dan is the traitor:
me 3 months ago: pshh they would never make dan a cop lmao there’s no way
me 3 weeks ago: pshh they would never make dan the killer lmao there’s no way
me 3 days ago: pshh they would never make dan the traitor lmao there’s no way
me now:
KINNPORSCHE (2022) Mile Phakphum Romsaithong as KINN Apo Nattawin Wattanagitiphat as PORSCHE
[juno - sabrina carpenter]
My friends are genuinely shocked when I come up with the dirtiest, most hysterical sex joke ever known to a man. Like, just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I don't know anything about sex. Shoutout to my smut I read at 3am.
I think… this might be a stretch but maybe Vegas has a thing for Pete’s neck…
KINNPORSCHE (2022) | Ep. 11 → 12
Me rn:
jungkook on bts upcoming hiatus
bonus:
Just the softest moment. The way Yi cradles Diao's face? The way Diao is smiling so brightly? The way they both lean into the kiss and come closer? It's so soft and so loving and so darling.
spotify wrapped 2022 is finally here!!! in the tags, who’s your #1 and #5 artists
You horny mfs have been religiously flooding my dash with Love in the Air gifs, edits and posts for weeks now and none of you, not one, thought it relevant to mention the fact that Payu is going through life carrying around a dumptruck ass???
Allow me to present the damning evidence for this case:
I am disappointed and revoking your horny cards right now