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SHAUNA SHIPMAN & NATALIE SCATORCCIO YELLOWJACKETS 3.06 "Thanksgiving (Canada)"

she is so pretty

Aftg couples doodle yay 🎀

Andrew Minyard being a comedian/sarcastic piece of shit/bastard for 3 books straight:

- “Congratulations are in order, I suppose! Since I have none to give, I will tell the others to respond appropriately.”

- “You are not very bright. Typical of a jock.”

- “How many knives do you carry?” “Enough.”

- “A liar who practices occasional honesty. Clever. Keeps people guessing. Very effective. I would know. I do it myself, you see.”

- “Is your spine the spine of the righteous? Are you trying your best to step on my toes because you’re feeling the tragic weight of the holier than thou?”

- “Hey Pinocchio, time to run. This one’s for you.”

-“Tick tock, says the clock. Get out of my room.”

- “It wasn’t me. Ask my doppelgänger?”

- “You have Joan of Exy over there. Make do without me”

-Wymack looked at Andrew. Andrew looked over his shoulder as if checking for a third goalkeeper.

-Andrew was systematically tugging clothes off their hangers and dropping them on the floor.

- “You have this way of making people want to kill you”

- “Who am I supposed to call?” “Nicky, Coach, the suicide hotline, I don’t care”

- “You could occasionally grow a spine”

- “Hey Jean. Jean Valjean. Hey. Hey. Hello”

- He slug a stripped inmate’s outfit over one shoulder and detoured past Neil on his way to the front of the store.

- “I’m not in trouble. Oh captain, my captain.”

- “Don’t make me hurt you. I don’t want blood in my ice cream.”

- “Neil, you wouldn’t know what to do with a god-fearing minister. You can barely stand to be around Renee. There’s no way you could last a sit-down with Luther. He’d end up exorcising you when you snapped.”

- “A tear for your discomfort” Andrew said, completely unsympathetic. 

- “Is your learning curve a horizontal line?”

- “What about Abby?” “You can’t bandage a zombie and she wouldn’t let us execute the infected”

- Andrew refused on the grounds he wouldn’t wish you on anyone except a mortician.

- “What are you doing with a Maserati?” “Driving it”

- “The only trick is figuring out how to pry Kevin away from the court” “I have knives,” Andrew reminded him.

The architect & historian

Ariana Grande as Glinda Upland in Wicked (2024) dir. Jon M. Chu

"Women are the natural leaders of the species. Ancient Egypt had it right." THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (2023)

MIKEY  MADISON for  ‘  vanity  fair  ’  .

This look was so Maleficent coded!!