[✨✨] Tell Me The Phrase

Andrew Minyard being a comedian/sarcastic piece of shit/bastard for 3 books straight:

- “Congratulations are in order, I suppose! Since I have none to give, I will tell the others to respond appropriately.”

- “You are not very bright. Typical of a jock.”

- “How many knives do you carry?” “Enough.”

- “A liar who practices occasional honesty. Clever. Keeps people guessing. Very effective. I would know. I do it myself, you see.”

- “Is your spine the spine of the righteous? Are you trying your best to step on my toes because you’re feeling the tragic weight of the holier than thou?”

- “Hey Pinocchio, time to run. This one’s for you.”

-“Tick tock, says the clock. Get out of my room.”

- “It wasn’t me. Ask my doppelgänger?”

- “You have Joan of Exy over there. Make do without me”

-Wymack looked at Andrew. Andrew looked over his shoulder as if checking for a third goalkeeper.

-Andrew was systematically tugging clothes off their hangers and dropping them on the floor.

- “You have this way of making people want to kill you”

- “Who am I supposed to call?” “Nicky, Coach, the suicide hotline, I don’t care”

- “You could occasionally grow a spine”

- “Hey Jean. Jean Valjean. Hey. Hey. Hello”

- He slug a stripped inmate’s outfit over one shoulder and detoured past Neil on his way to the front of the store.

- “I’m not in trouble. Oh captain, my captain.”

- “Don’t make me hurt you. I don’t want blood in my ice cream.”

- “Neil, you wouldn’t know what to do with a god-fearing minister. You can barely stand to be around Renee. There’s no way you could last a sit-down with Luther. He’d end up exorcising you when you snapped.”

- “A tear for your discomfort” Andrew said, completely unsympathetic. 

- “Is your learning curve a horizontal line?”

- “What about Abby?” “You can’t bandage a zombie and she wouldn’t let us execute the infected”

- Andrew refused on the grounds he wouldn’t wish you on anyone except a mortician.

- “What are you doing with a Maserati?” “Driving it”

- “The only trick is figuring out how to pry Kevin away from the court” “I have knives,” Andrew reminded him.

foxhole twins

*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*sophie thatcher*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*

Love jean talking about his misplaced forever partner 💕

little animation thing I did last night :)

the quality is horrendous but whatever lol

sleepover !

She lives, breathes, and serves cunt.

frozen in time

hey girl u still fw me even tho i started a cult? (you’re apart of it by proxy)

closeups of the ptolemaea collage