I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist
I still want to know the genuine answer :( I feel like he did service Oberon, king of the fairies :(
dean. did you service oberon. king of the fairies. ?
if jack kline. when he uhhh. erm. when he? yes or no.
undoubtedly
i love it when actors have jobs <3
kissing the makeup artist who gave him blood streaks that look like tear tracks
I can see AlCal doing all of these and it makes me giggle
I kind of wish they had kept certain devily things about Jack. Like how when Kelly was pregnant with him she would burn when she held a bible. Like the juxtaposition of him being so innocent and ✋🙂 ‘hi I’m Jack!’ and then a bible literally lighting itself on on fire and burning in his hands and him being like ‘🙂… huh. Well that’s weird.’
Like I get none of this happens to him because it shows he’s good and not like Lucifer but I just think it would be a cute & funny contrast to him being so clearly adorable to also “oh I can’t wear the priest collars like my Dad’s do. They immediately try and choke the life out of me. Crazy right?!”
Or like the cross thing that Lucifer. He has to keep fixing the ones he passes when he’s working a case in a home so the home owners don’t notice and freak out. Whispering for the crosses with little tortured men on them to “stay!” As he backs away from it. ✝️👀
“How do churches do that thing? Like you know, the thing where the air shifts when you come inside like it’s trying to suffocate you a little bit and there’s like a constant invisible force trying to push you toward the exit? …. It’s just me again, isn’t it?”
Or asking if it’s possible he’s allergic to holy water because it makes him break out into welts when it accidentally gets on him. Dean’s like “…yeah. Allergies. 👀 that’s what it is.”
Son and angelic sperm donor bonding time
sorry for being hot and insane. can we have problematic sex now?
had an absolute feral reaction to the idea of jess discovering that sam has very little experience of basic things.
ex: sam has never had homemade cookies, he’s never had a casserole, he’s never actually watched an entire tv show, he has never owned a bike, he’s never been in an indoor pool, he’s never eaten peaches that didn’t come from a can, etc and at first she just thinks sam had a rough childhood. it’s not that uncommon or weird for kids to live in household under poverty line and miss on some stuff.
but then she slowly realises it goes deeper than when she takes him to meet her parents for the first time and her dad tries to play alpha male by egging sam on when he mentions his father was a marine and they all watch, baffled, as sam empties the clip of mr moore’s alpha male handgun into the dead center of a paper target. and jess stars to wonder what type of life sam winchester might have lead, one where he’s never owned two pairs of shoes but where he keeps a silver knife in his bedside table.
trying to explain that there has never been a single instance in the show to indicate that jack is intended to be a child/toddler/baby in any way and that all canon actually makes it pretty clear he’s supposed to be a teenager/young adult is like trying to explain that the cheese is under the sauce in a Chicago style pizza
they should’ve had dean realise that there was something wrong with sam when he was soulless by having them come across a clown and sam doesn’t react and dean’s like ???? who are you and what have you done with my brother