Orchideerouge

If the "correct" movie is not listed, please add in tags

saw this on bluesky

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977)

growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening

"Three Black Cats" by Carl Kahler, (1856 - 1906)

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you