Jesus Christ, I Don't Understand. The Only Thing I Remember About This Movie Is Weird Hair Sex

I have been very disappointed

send me the chubbiest kitten

As someone from an area with a lot of these bastards (alligator snapping turtles specifically, which are much larger), this is all great and true, but I feel like yall are underestimating these guys a bit. Admittedly i don't have as much experience with the smaller ones, but better safe than sorry.

Not contradicting the instructions, those are super good and I have helped snapping turtles across the road w similar methods, but if you're not familiar w animals or not confirdent, JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE and call animal control or your local department of wildlife. I have seen the damage these guys can do, they will literally bite off chunks of your hand or arm. Also, if you do help one along the road, remember their neck is MUCH longer than you think it is, and there's a solid chance when you put them down they will turn and snap at you, so back up immediately. They're faster on land than you think.

Not to ruin the mood of the cute comic (which is wonderful, my only critique is to add that they may turn and snap when you set them down at the end) but seriously, these are dangerous wild animals, please be careful.

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

Just one of those little things you don't notice until someone points it out.

New Year Do You: Just Take The Damn Compliment Already

Give a man a compliment, on anything from his hair to his drink choice, and the assumption is usually that you’re looking to get horizontal with him. Give a woman a compliment, and she’s more likely to deflect it, for fear of being thought vain or full of herself.

Images: Claire Boniface and Gweneth Bateman

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Undo the Damage of Sitting

We had Kudzu in our garden! Not purposely, it just took over everything until we went out with a shovel. Don't just cut the vines! That only makes it come back stronger! Follow them to the root source, that was the only way to get rid of it. It wasn't big compared to others I've seen, taking up maybe 15 sq ft? And the main root was the size of my head with an offshoot an inch thick. But it worked!

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

He literally looks like a cupcake, thank you

This is the most accurate thing, oh man, thank you

Wayne boys at gala parties...

Dick 

“Can we leave now?” 

Damian

“I’m warning you Grayson, I’ll stab the next person who calls me cute or dares to pinch my cheeks”

Jason

“I’m supposed to be dead for fuck’s sake why the fuck do I still have to put up with this shit!?”

Tim 

***He’s trying his best to not spat at anyone***

Bruce 

“No complaining, If Alfred forced me to stay then you sure as hell are staying as well” 

They’re back!!

Holy crap, it came back to my dash so much better and with Supernatural gifs

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)