Being A Female Means Needing To See 10 Different Doctors To Get A Proper Diagnosis Because They Always

I feel like there's quite a story behind the tags in the "IF YOU ARE BISEXUAL AND..." one...

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

Listen, I totally see where you're coming from, but this post reached the Wrong audience because I firmly believe they/them is JUST as grammatically correct as the singular "you" (I can go on an extensive rant about this) But I cared SO MUCH about them dropping the Oxford comma (the same sentence can have Very different meanings with and without the comma!)

Everyone’s complaining about they/them, but nobody cared even half as much when they dropped the Oxford comma…

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

Undo the Damage of Sitting

The literal cheat cookie

Couldn't pass up that Avatar reference

settle this for me once and for all

is “chai” a TYPE of tea??! bc in Hindi/Urdu, the word chai just means tea

This broke my brain

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

Unless you're into that kinda thing, and that might be why you're kid became a pornstar

Parents with kids who are pornstars must be horrified when they surf Pornhub and come across one of their kids’ clips.

"I am your teddy bear now. Cuddle me."

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life