Zombie-cat-pocalypse

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

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A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

Guuuyyzzz, be my friends

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

Everyone reblog this and tag it with your useless talents

I THINK I PEED MYSELF

This is the most accurate thing, oh man, thank you

Wayne boys at gala parties...

Dick 

“Can we leave now?” 

Damian

“I’m warning you Grayson, I’ll stab the next person who calls me cute or dares to pinch my cheeks”

Jason

“I’m supposed to be dead for fuck’s sake why the fuck do I still have to put up with this shit!?”

Tim 

***He’s trying his best to not spat at anyone***

Bruce 

“No complaining, If Alfred forced me to stay then you sure as hell are staying as well” 

unpopular opinion but I love it when people write essays for fun on the internet. I don’t think it’s cringe if you’re being polite and coherent and making your own post instead of making unwanted additions to other people’s posts. why say something in a 7 word meme format sentence, faking disaffection and chillness, when you could flesh it out in 7 paragraphs of sincere and substantial nuance. not just for seriousness but for fun concepts, is what i have in mind. for talking about a story or character. for talking about life. talking about anything. this is a wordy person safe zone