My Aesthetic

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRLLLLLL

Guuuyyzzz, be my friends

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By “relaxing with a book” I actually mean that I’ll be crying and sweating and having heart palpitations and basically just stressing the fuck out but y’know details

^^^^^^^relatable

The further adventures of science cat

kill the shift manager in your brain

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

Love this, very fascinating and surprisingly accurate! Also leads into a fun fact: if you have trouble staying hydrated even though you're drinking lots of water, you may need more salt in your diet. Your body won't absord and process the water if it will wreck your internal salinity!

Learned this from a doctor when I was young and drinking ridiculous amounts of water because my mom was on a low sodium diet for medical reasons, and I was eating the same food.

“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

Taking Drivers Ed, and while the instructor is talking about all these car crashes, one guy says, and I quote, "Man! That be women who do that. They the ones getting in them accidents. They just drive with their emotions, while us men just be chillin'. Not to be sexist or anything." I just almost screamed in the middle of class, "What part of that is not sexist!" He just said something about it again, and I couldn't stop myself from yelling, "If you say 'not to be sexist' I will punch you!" So I guess I've made a nemesis for Drivers Ed. Someone please help me