Reblogging For Future Reference, Thanks Yall

You all forgot the most important one

• when they exist

things i love about cats 

when they run across the house at full speed for no reason 

when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u 

when u close the door to keep them out of ur room and they stick their paws under the door 

the little butt wiggle before they pounce on something 

their tiny sneezes 

when u put a bag or a towel on their head and they start walking backwards 

the thing they do with their ears when they hear a loud noise 

Listen, I totally see where you're coming from, but this post reached the Wrong audience because I firmly believe they/them is JUST as grammatically correct as the singular "you" (I can go on an extensive rant about this) But I cared SO MUCH about them dropping the Oxford comma (the same sentence can have Very different meanings with and without the comma!)

Everyone’s complaining about they/them, but nobody cared even half as much when they dropped the Oxford comma…

I sent this to my professor because we just did an essay about the meaning of time and such, this was her response

Thanks, [my name],

It is poignant! An evocative image that Dōgen would surely appreciate, too.

I hope you have a balanced weekend.

Warmly,

Dr. [Professor]

Just thought you should know.

yo wanna see a post I woke up at 3am to write for reasons unknown?

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

I feel like there's quite a story behind the tags in the "IF YOU ARE BISEXUAL AND..." one...

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

and a merry boop to all <3

I'd buy this soap

French soap advertisement - Demandez “le Chat”, savon extra - 1895 - via Gallica

French soap advertisement - Savon Le Chat. C. Ferrier & Cie - 1912 - via Gallica

Tali is my spirit animal

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

This is literally the greatest. Baby!Catwoman quotes for all y'all