Thing My Brother Actually Said To Me, Before Smoking Weed

Thank you. This is exactly how I feel. Stuff like this is the reason I get on Tumblr, to see I'm not alone on these things, that I'm not a freak, and that there are other people who feel the same. F#?$ other people and their rules about what's "normal" or not.

Sorry if that got a little weird, I'm just bein' honest here.

Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that fanfiction an back-stories for every character and you get frikin’ feels about that universe and it’d be the most coolest thing if you could just be bothered to frikin’ write it.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?

Where’s Wally...

To normal people:

To Disney/Pixar fans:

To Young Justice fans:

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

Coming into a fandom late

Stupid, I believe is the correct answer

If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Made my day.

I love insufferable protagonists. I love heroes who are smug little shits. I hope the trials and tribulations of an entire book series fail to teach them even the smallest smidgen of humility. i hope it makes them worse. gimme that sweet sweet hubris candy coating