The Irony Of Leaning Too Hard On My Shoulder And Fucking It Up *while* Scrolling The EDS Tag Is Honestly

reblog + support your local library!  they’re really cool places and deserve more funding :)

I may or may not have learned to knit a few weeks ago. . . yes I do need more yarn. :)

for context: I already have so much damn yarn and do not need more

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

noooooo not the NH4+, anything but the NH4+!!!! that will hurt youuu :((((

she HOF on my BRINCL til i’m DIATOMIC

robert upton is an evil man. but also a silly one

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

no!!!!!!!! it damages your respiratory tract!!!! donttttt

she HOF on my BRINCL til i’m DIATOMIC

robert upton is an evil man. but also a silly one

oxygen is a greedy bitch and will eat all your electrons

only fluorine is strong enough to stop her

I think Alfredo sauce could be a good alternative, because it combines well with the flavors from the crust, the cheese, pepperoni (I would guess, I know it tastes good with some other types of meats) and maybe other types of toppings.

Pizza Quest

Find an alternative to tomato sauce and argue its merits. Worth 4 pizza points.

reblog if kiss girl ?