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RAHH TYSM FOR THE TAGGG <4

(MY CAMERA IS ALWAYS SO DAEK WTF)

No presure tags :D!

@itslikesearcingforsomething @dynamicccsworld @4rielle @noihavenosanitythanksforasking @clericallyinsane

Fun little quiz

I'll try, if I get infected as well, tell byler that I died for them

Guys . . . My brother got yellow paint on him, HE'S INFECTED

Guys wth is happening rn

How can they say we hate this little bean??

LISTEN TO MY BYLER FRIENDS!!!!!! TEASER IN MAY 109%, TRUSTT US

chat teaser in may 100% yes call me names call me clown but i just FEEL it

NEED byler to communicate in Morse code!

Let them be beside each other on the couch in hoppers cabin while the party are discussing smth and are distracted, and Mike subtlety tabs wills hand (SO CLOSE TO HOLDING HANDS) and says something "T A L K O U T S I D E ?" And you can see that it looks like it's going to rain (ifykyk even though every byler knows)

PLEASE GIVE THIS TO ME DUFFERS, I PROMISE I WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF U AGAIN!!!!!!!!

NOO!!! IN BIRTHDAYGATE WE TRUST

Everyone, including me: 🕯️TEASER ON WILL’S BIRTHDAY 🕯️

Also me: oh here we go again, setting ourselves up for disappointment…again 😔

"Mike wheeler is gay!"

"No he's BI!!"

Yall either way mike wheeler is a boy kisser 😌🙂‍↕️

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EMERGENCY WARNING FOR HAWKINS INDIANA.

This message is broadcasted to raise awareness for a new strain of virus located in the Hawkins, Indiana area by the VPO (Virus Prevention Organization.)

Please lock all doors and windows, and continue watching this broadcast.

The Minion Virus.

(Parvum Flavosis)

This virus is classified by four stages. And, an additional strain nicknamed Corcra has recently been discovered; however we have no known information on this strain at this time.

This message will inform you on how to protect yourself from this virus, and the symptoms and effects shown after many have contracted this virus. However, our information may be flawed or incorrect due to this virus still being under thorough investigation.

Parvum Flavosis can be contracted in a multitude of ways, listed below.

•Respiratory droplets that are released into the air when an infected person coughs, sneezes, talks, or laughs. This can happen if the infected person is at any stage of the virus.

•The source. It is unknown what the source of Parvum Flavosis is; but it is theorized by many of our most trusted scientists after looking at a multitude of samples of the virus, it is likely man made. We theorize that if a person would come in contact with the original source of the virus, they would become infected as well.

While looking at samples of the virus under a microscope, it seems to have a similarity to that of paint.

•Getting attacked by a infected person.

Stage One

The first stage of Parvum Flavosis, and the least dangerous.

Symptoms include:

•Nausea

•Fever

•Dizziness.

•Headaches

If you or a family member begin to suffer these symptoms, seek help at a local doctor or ER and have the victim avoid human contact at all cost to avoid infecting anyone else.

The virus can only be cured at this stage, there is no help after this stage.

Stage Two

The second stage of Parvum Flavosis.

Symptoms at this stage are:

•Balding

•Yellow discoloration in the hands and feet.

•Disorientation.

•A increased production of serotonin in the brain.

If a family member or yourself reaches this stage, initiate quarantine immediately in a small room or building if you do not have the resources to use the Internet or evacuate your house.

If you choose to keep the infected in your residence, make sure the infected person has no way to escape from the room they are quarantined in. Regardless of it being yourself or a family member, This will be critical when Stage Four takes place.

Ways to lock a infected in a room can consist of:

•Closing and boarding up windows.

•Locking and barricading doors.

If you do have access to the Internet, call #####-###### to eliminate the threat.

If you have had contact with the infected at this point, visit a trusted doctor to make sure you have not been infected and get the proper help you need.

Stage Three

The third stage of Parvum Flavosis.

Symptoms include:

•Full balding of the head and body.

•Yellow discoloration reaches arms and legs.

•Memory Loss similar to documented cases of Frontotemporal Dementia.

•Hallucinations of a false prophet.

If a family member reaches this stage, contact #####-##### immediately and evacuate the premise.

If you however, somehow cannot do either of those tasks; locate a weapon and eliminate the threat as soon as possible before Stage Four commences. If you cannot do that either, the only thing you can do is hope the victim perishes of starvation.

However, If you yourself have reached this stage, you will have to trust that you are eliminated; as that is all you can do.

Stage Four

The fourth and final stage of Parvum Flavosis.

Symptoms:

•Elongation or shortening of the body.

•Changes in bone structure, located mostly in the face.

•Laughter.

•A large uptick in violent behavior, likely related to extreme changes in the frontal lobe.

•Full yellow discolouration of the skin.

•Loss of identity located to the development of the memory loss in Stage Three.

•Uptick of Senescence in some individuals.

•Shifting of facial muscles, causing the victim to have the appearance of a smile. Including stretching of the skin around eyes and lips.

•A hive-mind like mentality, which has yet to be researched but has been theorized to come from the virus affecting the Amygdala and Frontal Lobe.

(The patients documented in our research seem to talk about "the light" and a savior, however it is unknown if this is a symptom of the virus or a outwardly source.)

•Loss of teeth, primarily documented as the molars; however this can vary depending on what the victim consumes after reaching the final stage.

If a family member reaches Stage Four, follow the previous instructions listed; Call #####-###### to eliminate the threat and evacuate the premise immediately.

However, this does not guarantee your safety due to the danger those who reach Stage Four possess.

If you cannot run, there is nothing else you can do but pray.

If you yourself have reached Stage Four—

You are not yourself.

Ending Statement.

If you are one of the many fortunate to have the resources, it is recommended to evacuate Hawkins until a cure for this virus is found.

We will be working our hardest to find a cure for this terrifying plague, and we pray that is soon.

We're bylers! Of course we have our own list of made-up brainrot words!

we're bylers, of course we're basically certified in media analysis