You Must Be Allergic To Girls Not

TEASER TODAY

Imagine if bychance is actually like... CANONLY a thing (like hinted or smth)

THEY FINISHED FILMING

Uhmmmmm

*ghost noises*

[Radio broadcast to all of hawkins]

*TV starts on*

Bald mike nation, it's me, orlastarburst.

As you can hopefully hear, I am not infected right now.

You're probably really confused as I was giving secret codes and messages, not even hours ago, making you believe I was a soldier for the MMM, and for a while í ẃ᧠- - sorry , but I managed to fight off the virus, and you're probably wondering why?

To simplify it, the MMM were stalking me, they sent me messages, watched my house, and ate my trash (I can't prove this, but trust me). At first I didn't realise what was going on,,, before it was too late.

They got my brother first.

They tried to recruit him, and he declined.

They didn't like that.

He-he was so brave. . . God. .

They- - They infected him, turned him into that THING

I knew something was wrong, they cut my Internet, so I didn't get @dynamicccsworld 's warning. I didn't know.

*car honk in distance*

I locked my brother in the basement where we played D&D, I had to save him.

I contacted the MMM and they proposed a deal.

I save my brother, but in return. . . . I take his place and help spread the disease for the queen

I lied to you guys.

I posted as normal, I commented on byler posts, but slowly, I was turning into one of them.

The MMM kept their promise, my brother came back the next evening. But I was gone.

I told him to run, to get to Lovers Lake, and find help. I haven't heard from him since.

*car screeching*

The longer I was infected, the more I started to lose my mind (and bald). I couldn't talk, I could only oɓəy, and I did.

But something was different, I noticed I wasn't like the other infected, I still had a conscience.

My head was an internal battle, one half, my core byler, trying to fight of the MMM and the other half being a hopeless blank static.

It went on like that for a while, but soon, a new voice started to appear. He said his name was Professor Green.

At first, he spoke only in letters, the words lost in the void of my mind, but soon, I could hear what he was saying. He was repeating one sentence;

"Do you want to be my friend?"

*static*

He helped me a lot-

*glitch*

And He will help you.

*car beeping and swerve sound*

I- - I don't have much time but LISTEN to me.

You - *car noises get louder* you need to get to the arcade, that's where professor green is. He knows how to stop this-

*cars constantly honking*

I-It's it's LOVERS LAKE, all the byler truth has been gathered in the waters, it's pure byler shipping energy. IT repels the MMM, and is - as far as I know - the only safe place in Hawkins.

But they were one step ahead of us.

They told me about it when I was still fully infected, so I can't remember most of it

But i do remember that - - the MMM are building something, a weapon.

They're going to unleash it on judgement day, the 7th day.

It's power source is- -

[Brodcast interrupted my unknown cause]

"§ťöp ťĥį§"

[Reconnect]

-you can't let them WIN!

. . . Protect bald mike, find professor green and please . . . If you find him, keep my brother safe.

*background noise gets loader and screams can be heard*

*teary voice* I can't go on this journey with you. They're on to me, they've found me again.

It was an honour standing by your side in the bald Mike nation.

Being crazy together with you guys has been the best thing I've ever done.

*window breaks*

Goodbye byler nation, I hope I made byler proud.

*gun shot*

*car crashes*

[Brodcast ended]

Chat why r we trending??

Ermmmm idk 😭 I barely know any straight ships 💔

It's a fictional couple :D

@4rielle @miwihearts @michaelwheelerdefiodental @noihavenosanitythanksforasking @rainebasillovesbyler @somewiseoutthere @tripleatechie

A little game idea

I always liked those tag games on Tumblr, so I decided to do my own !

The rules

Think of your OTP, or one of them.

Post two out of context images that give a hint on who they are

Tag at least one account

And the next player does the same. They can also try to guess which couple the previous one showed. But it's not a requirement.

Anyone can play, even if they're not tagged :)

The game is naturally easier for mutuals and followers, but I think it can be fun.

The OTP can be any couple, from any source (just precise if they're real or fictional) and any sexuality is of course welcome.

I'll go first :

(fictional)

Tags : @margaretkart, @nezukoo-channn, @kebriones, @hycinthrt, @gracebeth3604, @dootznbootz, @pansexualkiba

Edit : I'll post my answer tomorrow in the evening.

HAPPY NATIONAL WOMENS DAY!!!!!

I'm irish so I can translate as well if something doesn't make sense ;) (ALSO I ONLY KNOW ONE OTHER IRISH BYLER SO THEY MIGHT BE THE ONE SENDING THE MESSAGES?!?!?)

TF?? what kind of secret language is this? i tried the caesar shift code but it doesn’t seem to be that. any ideas people?

Seriously I don't understand you bylers, I mean , Mike is insecure and that's the canon version. The "internalized homophobia" thing doesn't even sit right with the story, It doesnt fit. It would be great but let's reduce ourselves to realistic expectations, if mileven wasn't the endgame, the monologue would not exist and would not be that glazed by the cast.

This is basically just "if they wanted byler to be Endgame, they would've done it by now," like???

I don't really think that the monologue was "glazed", did you SEE their reactions to the monologue?💀

And tf u mean "doesn't fit"? It's the 80's, of course most gay people would have some form of internalised homophobia, I genuinely don't know what you mean by that

No bcuz why do the milkvans ignore the fact that literally the HAPPIEST we've seen el is when she and mike were broken up ? 💀💀💀

Ik bylers have said this SOOO many times but it genuinely baffles me