It’s His Birthday So I Get To Be Cheesy

i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

this might come as a surprise but I might have issues not sure tho

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[me performing grounding ritual] okay name 1 person that would die to be you, 3 people that would die to fuck you, and 5 people that would die to kill you

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

for you and your warped reflection

what if baba came into your house and said PER SON is PUSH and started pushing your ass around

haircut so bad it ruins you AND your bloodline permanently, it messes up your hair on an epigenetic level, 10 years later you have a son and he comes out with his shit all fucked up from the start

I’ve been a hardcore mermaid addict since watching The Little Mermaid at the age of 4, so I can’t not draw a mermaid for MerMay!

yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell