Got Inspired By The Multitude Of "transsexual Seinfeld" Posts I Saw

in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

my new hobby is saying “sorry I’ve been in a weird place recently” like I’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with

This is how it went canonically

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

Diddly-doo! Work doodles✨✨

(as always reblogs are appreciated❤️)

that man making you feel on edge and anxious all of the time is not your soulmate

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character

Hey there! Welcome to Indigo Park! My name's Rambley - Rambley the Raccoon!