Um Why Would I Step Out Of Comfort Zone I Literally Just Got So Comfy

Story where everyone is gay and also a kinda shitty person

tis the season for spooky snoopi :]

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

south park milfs moms!!

for you and your warped reflection

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

a big sticky bug ruined the machine with its guts. The gluey guts of the bug destroys the mechanism. The gears of the device cannot move because of the tar slop bug innards caught between the teeth. The big iron engine is smoking and sparking as a huge bug that is wettly dead starts to get cooked by friction.

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.