If I Hear “I’m A People Pleaser” One More Time. Whole Time They’re A People Agitator. A People

[about my own oc, who i created] in theory its possible she would say that, but we just dont know for sure

they're witches <3

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

Computer, show me characters gaining weight as a sign of their improving mental state. Show me characters learning to love their body as they learn to love themselves. Show me characters no longer punishing themselves for something that isn’t their fault. Computer. Computer do you hear me.

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

I’ve been a hardcore mermaid addict since watching The Little Mermaid at the age of 4, so I can’t not draw a mermaid for MerMay!

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

Slumber party

american psycho if there was lunch

there was a pre-existing dictum programmed to do nothing else