I Love My All Stars Sims So Here Is Where I'm Collecting My Moments 💗

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

Having a boyfriend is literally free

tis the season for spooky snoopi :]

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

Puppet master Red design by @grrgrrgrr

I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head

[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself

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wait don't unfollow me, I'm complex and morally ambiguous