EYYYYY!!!! DAT BE ME!!!!! :D

I made something…

and I’m not sure if I should hate myself or love myself for it..

Is this joke continuing or?

Nope, a pile of babies. Wanna know something sad?

….

At one point, he had a dead river otter in the freezer cause he found it on the side of the road... he's really weird.

My school’s biology teacher has a deer fetus in a jar

@fandomiseverything I love it! I can't write it, but I love the idea!

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Another Random Thought

Because I need to think more on this next writing piece and I’ve been seeing this conversation around.

Harry absolutely would not call Uma “Shrimpy” under any circumstances. The guy could probably be threatened to death and still refuse to call her that, not only because it makes Uma upset, but also because of the implications behind it.

We were talking in English class the other day about what is in a name. Usually people don’t really think about it, we go by nicknames or ‘hey you’ or whatever. But in reality names are one of the few things in life that are actually ours. Names are a representation of where we came from and who we are, even when people create nicknames for themselves, its still representing them. To have someone else give you a nickname that has a very negative context (like Shrimpy) is to have your entire history replaced, and since we are made from our history, they erase you. There have been countless times in history where people force other names on people, and all these times have to do with the oppression of those who loose their names. Mal didn’t just give Uma a mean nickname, she degraded Uma into nothing more than a joke. She made it so people didn’t remember Uma for being Uma, they only remembered the humiliating prank. In short, Mal completely destroyed Uma’s identity. 

Which is where another thought I’ve been having comes in. “What’s My Name” is a truly amazing song. I like to think that Harry was the one who came up with it during the times when it was just Uma and him. He did it to try and counteract the effects of Mal’s nickname, because even if he couldn’t exactly lay out what such a name did to Uma, he knew. He knew it wasn’t just a name, it was a way to destroy Uma and he would do everything in his power to keep such a thing from happening. So when Uma got a crew, Harry taught them the song and they sing it whenever Uma needs it to be sung. It’s not a song about pride, or being vain or anything else. It is a song to remind her that she is Uma, she has worth and power over herself and her actions. And because she is Uma, she can do anything, accomplish all her goals.

Shrimpy is nothing but a bucket of rotting shrimp. Uma though, Uma is a sea goddess, the captain of the Lost Revenge and leader of the Wharf Rats. Uma is capable of doing anything and Uma is going to get them all off the Isle. 

Harry knows this, and I think he would sooner die then ever reduce Uma to a bucket of rotting shrimp.

What video are the 1st & 3rd gifs from?

Phase two is coming! The familiar sentence with the eye twitch…

PHASE TWO IS NEAR!!!

The sentence is the same as the video where Jack tested us and said to move onto the next phase .. it’s almost as though he’s testing to see if we are still watching so he can proceed with phase two of his plan.

The eye twitch is associated with antisepticeye but both of these videos have had the eye twitch and the stare through our souls.. but this stare looks alittle angrier than last time.

BUCKLE UP GUYS @therealjacksepticeye

@featherisafox @fandomiseverything should I? In a video anyway.

Accent Challenge

If I get 10 “accents” I’ll answer these

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Is that me? I didn't know I had any messages. :D

Trying to get a friend’s attention like

@featherisafox @fandomiseverything This is hilarious, and so is the gif. XD

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.