Right. I Had A Life Before You Guys Dragged Me Into The Dark Side With Promises Of Cookies And Cake.

Jack: Mark, please lift your no profanity rule.

Mark: Why?

Ethan, from deeper within the house: Well that just DILLS my PICKLE.

Is that me? I didn't know I had any messages. :D

Trying to get a friend’s attention like

Hug me, Eva, I'm scared. (Hehehe, childer be angry)

I feel like green is an underrated colour

like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like

just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is

What'd I do now?

every so often i think i need to get off this evil blue hellsite because it’s so distracting and awful, but then some nights i happen to scroll by a post, informing me that there is an original cast bootleg of Hamilton on pornhub under the name “Founding Fathers get Naughty in the Bedroom” and i’m reminded of everything good in the world

And it seems to go in a sort of order! The first game was disobeying because you didn’t want to do what it told you to do! The second game was kind of half-obeying because if you did what it said, you still got jumpscared! And the third game, if you did what it said, you got rewarded with the cookie!

You notice how every game has a theme of following orders. The phone, the checklist and the wall.

Yeah, he came back for seconds.

(Since you know it's me anyway.) He had to eat his way out. Wanna know what's sadder than that?

He wanted more?

Ok

Nope, a pile of babies. Wanna know something sad?

….

— wait for me, i’m coming home | m.a.w

@featherisafox @fandomiseverything It's too cute, you guys!

Daddy Washington will make sure that Alex can get some sleep _(-ω-`_)

.........awesome wow......

So I was scrolling through the comments on @markiplier’s new joy of creation vid and found this gem.

@featherisafox @hunteroftheunknown Come and take a look at this