ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

Right? They should give us something at least.

Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!

Nah, dude, it's definetly a cow.

It’s good to bring older dogs to water so they can relax their arthritic joints and get a little exercise. Beautiful dog, smooth dog.

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Which ones me? I forgot which one I said, they all kinda sound like me anyway.

Hetalia Characters as Things My Friends and I Have Said

Germany: yeah I’d like uhhhhhhh 50 dogs please

France: I HAVE A BAGUETTE EMOJI????

Italy: But what if we don’t.

America: (about the US) This is simultaneously the best and worst country ever.

Russia: I hate you. So, no, I will not knit you a sweater.

Japan: Theres no salt in cocaine, Krista.

China: oH MY GOD ITS A GIANT PANDA!!!

Greece: I just want like 10 cats and to not have to make friends

Canada: But what if we… hugged them?

                                The most damaged people                                                            Are the most dangerous                                         Because they know                                                         They can survive

Which video is this from?

Syndicate just casually flicking the camera from Sonja to Jordan is perfect.

This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

- Anonymous (x)

↳ june 28th, 1989 happy 31st birthday, mark!