Rogue One Modern!russian!au

You: May the force be with you.

Me, an intellectual: The force is with me, and I am one with the force.

me, a dead body, you mean?

yeh i did it again

Everything is Rebels and everything hurts. 

in Russia we don't say "i'm one with the force and the force is with me", instead we say "я спокоен". it means "I'm one with patience and patience with me, fuck you all in the mouth, you're fucking assholes," and I think it's beautiful

see no difference

modern!au

No Jedi in Jedha...

Chirrut: *continuously chanting "I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me" to the point of headache-inducing annoyance*

Cassian: Is he a Jedi?

Baze: There are no Jedi here. Only this staff-wielding man in a robe who won't shut up about the Force and credits literally all the impossible things he does to how he's strong with the Force.

Cassian: That's too bad. It would have been cool to meet a Jedi.

Baze: .....Do you not understand sarcasm?