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America: Lesbians, what wisdom do you have today?

Taiwan: Hngh girls,,,,, asfdljkafsdjklasdf

Liechtenstein: Invest in silver

Belgium: Kiss women

Belarus: All girls... beautiful

America: Excellent! Gays, what wisdom do you have today?

Finland: Boys... very good

Sweden: dfsajkladfsjkladfsjlkdsf

Netherlands: Men, nice

Germany: Azz

Italy: Nice

Mind if I join you?

make sure u get ur eight hours folks!!

My Body Is Failing

Hi everyone, I'm a disabled intersex jewish lesbian. My mucous membranes are literally sloughing off layers of skin and im in agony. please help me cover my cost of living while i struggle to figure out what the hell is happening to me. I have not been working consistently due to this. Thank you for taking the time to read this and stay safe

im trying this again, i hope the gofundme helps with visibility. please reblog, i dont have a large social circle to help signal boost. thank you so much everyone!

Amidst the national uprising for racial justice, ’Hamilton’ star Daveed Diggs and a collective of Black artists created this evocative video inspired by Frederick Douglass’ ‘What to the Slave is the Fourth of July?’

America cleaned my house because I'm sexy...

You sure about that Alfred?

So I made one of these dumb things out of boredom. Sorry if it sucks.

Mine is “Spain got drunk with me because he loves me” :/

Me after hearing my dad say he's going shopping: Did Papa go out?

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE KING IF GAYS! AND THAT'S THE CANON GAY

Vote now on your phones!!

what in hell did i just make

How about, instead of "Magandang Umaga" we say

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Please don't take seriously*

You can't say "Magandang Umaga" without being cheerful

*and I hate it.

Here I am, a pinoy from the tropics love the sun, hate the snow, die in rain.

WHY DO WE FINGG LIVE F-ING ENGLAND!!

URGH! IT RAJNS IN 3 OF THE 4 SEASONS AND I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

American: I want to live in the UK.

Asian: I want to live in the UK.

Indian: I want to live in the UK.

African: I want to live in the UK.

Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.

Canadian: I want to live in the UK.

Filipino: I want to live in the UK.

French: I want to live in the UK.

Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.

British: wat

Irish: feckin’ English bastards

Get over yourself. Words on paper about fake people from a fake universe are not hurting you because they exist. Let people write what they want. AO3 exists BECAUSE people like you want to censor freedom of expression.

woooowwwww. im not censoring freedom of expression. im saying that glorifying rape, sexual abuse, underage content, etc. is wrong and ao3 actively promotes it by not having any rules. 

people are posting incest fics, rape fics, etc. NOW, if youre going to write a story about incest where you are not glorifying it and you make it categorically clear that incest is wrong and the topic is handled in the correct way with respect to those survivors, that is different and that is tackling a different topic. writing a story where you actually ship two siblings together because you think incest is hot or good, etc., is glorification.

here’s an example ive used before. in my WIP, one of my characters was sexually abused before the story. the character’s rapist is not redeemed, the character is not forced into a relationship with the rapist and so on. in rape fics on ao3, these characters are abused and then are forced into relationships with their abuser, because the author thinks rape is hot or good. RAPE IS A VIOLATION OF BODILY AUTONOMY AND CONSENT. RAPE IS ABSOLUTELY VILE AND GLORIFYING IT LIKE THESE RAPE FICS DO IS ABHORRENT.

im an author myself so i understand the whole freedom of expression. i write stories with serious themes so that i can tackle them and handle them with care and respect to victims and survivors. rape fics, incest fics, etc. are offensive to survivors.

also i find “get over yourself” infinitely amusing. i have mental health problems and often struggle to hold a high opinion of myself so trust me when i say i dont have anything to get over anyway. fiction affects reality and when a platform like ao3 is so big, it is definitely affecting reality.

edit also, the fact that ppl are defending these fics proves the fiction affecting reality thing.