Jovier save me
keep finding pictures of javier on pinterest and asking my bf if it’s a fanmade model or not. he always says it’s real and i can’t just believe someone made him look like that on accident. there is no way
yuri…….oh I love yuri
Finally played and finished Red Dead Redemption 2. What the fuck.
Neoptolemus’ mouth curled—not quite a smile.
“I was twelve when I first killed a man,” he said. “The Achaeans brought me to Troy, put a spear in my hand, and told me to avenge my father.”
Telemachus didn’t know how to answer that. He looked at Pyrrhus' bare arms, the way the band flashed in the dimming light.
He thought of his own twelfth year—chasing birds off the terrace, shadow-fencing with olive branches, waiting for a ship that never came.
A child tucked away, far from battle.
Neoptolemus tilted his head. “You want to see what it made of me?”
Telemachus blinked.
Pyrrhus' eyes gleamed.
“Come on, son of Odysseus. Show me what kind of man you are.”
Heres a NSFW jovier headcanon for y'all. Javier accidentally Pavloved John.
If you don't know what that means, Ivan Petrovich Pavlov did an experiment where he would ring a bell before feeding dogs. The dogs came to associate the bell with food and began salivating each time they heard a bell ring.
So basically, whenever John and Javier had sex, Javier would dirty talk in Spanish because it was what he was most comfortable with and John found it sexy (even though he couldn't understand it). Over time, this unintentionally conditioned John to get hard every time Javier spoke Spanish.
They discovered this during a job when Javier got hurt and began cursing in Spanish and John immediately got rock solid. They were just kinda like, "... What.. What do we do now? What do we do about this?"
That was a very awkward ride back to camp.
Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo