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I call bullshit. You can't model a national economy. Why else do we have BUSINESS EXPERTS who sacrifice the goat to John Smith and read the growth forecast from its liver and the inflation index from its heart? How do you explain that, pinko commie hippies?

Incredible. They're so close to getting it.

Pretty sure that if the sulfur dioxide in the air and the resulting sulfuric acid in rain from all the coal fired power plants back in the 70ties didn't do the job, a bit of carbonic acid isn't going to do the job. Sorry, we're gonna need something stronger to finally defeat asphalt.

Actually, road salt and time will do just fine in that department

We should pour all the sparkling water on the interstates

Fesch

The whole concept of "traffic engineering" is flawed to its core. I'm not going to act like the EU, where I'm from, necessarily has better design and accommodates pedestrians and cyclists better (I can think of several positive and negative examples just where I live) but just designing for maximum car capacity and literally no other consideration borders on criminally negligent.

And I think we can be content that self-driving turned out to be largely dead on arrival, because the far too many incidents of pedestrians being driven over by test vehicles have carried the same stink of victim blaming the TikTok video addresses,

the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.

Schee sauba mocha, gell?

I live in southern Germany, and a generally milder climate would be nice. We're getting ever more hot, dry summers and unseasonably warm winters, but always with a chance for (late) frosts that knock out more Mediterranean plants. And of late lots of rain, but all bunched up instead of spread out over the summer.

What is the one thing that you would change about the climate you live/garden in? 

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For me it would be wetter summers. 

In the south-western corner of British Columbia we have a Mediterranean type climate with warm dry summers and wet cooler winters. The stressful season here for plants is summer and the native plants are adapted for drought but it makes it hard to grow other plants from other areas of the world that are used to wet summers. 

Ach wie schön, die beruhigende Existenzielle Leere des Kapitalismus.Macht richtig Weihnachtsstimmung.

Du bist unterwegs in deinem Auto. Weil du nix besseres hast ist das Radio an. Die nächste volle Stunde nähert sich, und die Radiowerbung beginnt. Begleitet von einem nervtötenden Jingle verkündet eine Stimme - oder mehrere Stimmen? Du bist dir nicht sicher - “̸̖̤̮̹͓͑"̵̩̝̼͊͆̈̊C̵̮͚̣̤̩̈́á̴̱̄ŗ̸̝̑̽̽̓g̸͍̝̹͂̾̃̌l̷͖̞̐̃ä̶͖̖̪͍́̂̉̿͑s̵̞̜͕͍̀̈́͝s̶̳͕̺̍̓͑͘ ̷͔̱̣͗̊̀̀͂ȩ̷̤͉͉̬̓̎̀͝l̸̨̡̻͚̗̇́̀į̸͚̪̈́͌m̶͈̉͌͊̌̕ị̷̥͖̅̎ǹ̵̛̯̜͙̤͛i̶͈͖̔͘e̸̤̘̦̻̬̾͊r̵̮̲̹̻͍̓t̴̡̛͔̟̭͉̀̍̀͝,̵͈̩̦̋̏͜ ̶̘̯͉̥̽̂͜Ċ̷̠͉̻a̶̡̱̠͑̀͜r̶̭̣̥͙͋͆̇g̴͇͓̕͝ḽ̵̩̀̓ą̶͎͚͎̙̽̓̂͠s̵̜̗̰̆͆̃͝s̵͕̖̹̤̙̃ ̵̯͗̾͆͆l̵͎̻͔̩̓̓͆̕͜ọ̴̢̢͎̈̂́́̓̾͜s̵̢̨̘̾̅͘c̶̣͔̬̽͑̀h̷̓̓́ͅt̷̞̝̝̩̐͋ ̷̧̥̳̳̓̐́̋̕a̶͓͕̗̔̈́̇ư̷̧̟̹̿̒̋s̷̺̱͍͛̾̐̑͠!̵̖̍͒͌́̈"̶͕͍͈̏̅͊̽. Bevor du wirklich genervt sein kannst ist die Werbung schon wieder vorbei. In der nächsten Werbung führt ein schwäbischer Mann ein Selbstgespräch über die Vorzüge von Seitenbacher Hanfmüsli oder Bergsteigeröl in dem Audioäquivalent von einem leeren Raum. Bei der nächsten Werbung entscheidest du dich, das Radio auszuschalten. Bevor du das tun kannst schreit dir ein Drecksbalg noch “D A N N  G E H  D O C H  Z U  N E T T O!” hinterher. Dann herrscht wunderbare Stille in deinem Auto.